There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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