He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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