So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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