I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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