so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
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