She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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