I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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