Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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