I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
