ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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