And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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