Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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