THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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