i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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