Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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