Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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