I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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