I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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