shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
