i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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