I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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