Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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