He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I supernannyed him into submission
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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