i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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