do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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