you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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