nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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