so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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