Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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