May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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