Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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