Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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