You're completely useless in the revolution.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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