DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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