For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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