It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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