Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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