to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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