Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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