I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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