I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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