Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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