so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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