that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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