I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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