I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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