at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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