I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
