I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Randomize
