"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Randomize
