i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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