It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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