After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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