For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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