I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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